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... and some SEC football funnies (some of them ARE chuckle worthy at least)...

 Cop pulls over a Florida player and asks for his driver's license. "I sure wish you people would get together," the guy sighs. "One week you take my license away; the next week you want to see it."

 South Carolina player walks into the doctor's office and says, "Something bad has happened to me. If I touch my shoulder here, it hurts. If I touch my neck here, it hurts. If I touch my arm here, it hurts. If I touch my leg here, it hurts. How come?" The doc says, "Duh! You've got a broken finger."

 Did you hear about the Vandy player who accidentally got locked in a five-star restaurant and starved to death because he couldn't find the maitre d?

 Ole Miss player decides to enter a swim meet on campus. He comes in dead last in the 100-meter breaststroke. "I hate to complain," he says to one of the judges, "but I believe everybody else was usin' their arms." But the kid's got game. He learns from his mistake and becomes a better swimmer. A great one, in fact. He goes to the Olympics and wins a gold medal. School officials are so proud they have it bronzed.

 "Guess what? My boy just won a football scholarship to Tennessee!" the proud father says to his neighbor. "Great! What'll you think he'll be when he graduates?" "Hopefully on parole."

 Mississippi State player goes into the bank to cash a check. The teller asks if he can identify himself. The kid glances at his reflection in the window and says, "Yeah, it's me."

 Why is it so hard to convict Alabama players of any crime? All the DNA's the same, and there are no dental records.

 Two Arkansas players hitchhike into town one day and see sidewalks for the first time.
"You can't blame these city folks for not farming," one of them says. "This ground's too dern hard to plow."

 Kentucky player shows up for class soaking wet. "Just following directions in the label of my shirt," he explains to the professor. "It said 'Wash and Wear.' "

 Two LSU players are discussing family values. One says, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married. Did you?" "I'm not sure," says his buddy. "What was her maiden name?"

 Georgia player signs a pro contract and buys a fancy new automobile for his girlfriend with his first paycheck. The gal is ecstatic. She runs 'round and 'round the car in delight. Suddenly, she stops and screams, "Take it back to the dealer!" "But why?" the guy wants to know.
"I don't want any car with 'XL' on it," she says. "It's bad enough havin' that on my underwear."

 And finally, why do so many Auburn players become taxidermists? Because they're good at mounting dead animals.