Halloween Fun!!

Lovely holiday fun! We decided to have a party with yum-yum apple punch (read: mostly apple flavored alcohol) and themed snacks (except for the potato chips... unless you call them fried golden dragon scales...) which were very good. So here's the one pic I took of myself (and it's not completely accurate due to postable picture size and the fact that it was taken after I got drunk and so not the most flattering of poses and you can't see my kick-ass high-heeled shoes or fishnet stockings and maybe not even recognise that I'm wearing a spiked and studded collar above a lovely corset... *gasp*) here for your enjoyment.

Happy Halloween!!

Oh, how I love office humor. We have here for your amusement a "pumpkin" contest.
First pumpkin:









Second pumpkin:












Third pumpkin:



















You be the judge. If you're eyes haven't short circuited already...

difícil?

Does anyone else find it difficult to insert all these "cute" little made for blogger funnies, or is it just me? Cause every so often when I actually try and make the cpu do what I want, I get these error messages like there's no matching start to some end character that I apparently can't recognize. これは日本語を翻訳するべきであるよりテキストを読むことを堅くする. Y aunque puedo reconocer el l337 esto no hace nada para mí que puede traducir código.
Maybe someone else can feel my pain...

I don't seem to be worth very much

My blog is worth $564.54.
How'>How much is your blog worth?

Go Vols!!

I really am a fan of the Vols but a coworker (also a fan) decided to send this around the office... What does that say about us?

>Sad story but true...
>
>A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday
>when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.
>The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, and the judge, in
>keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family
>unity be maintained to the degree possible, initially awarded custody
>to his aunt. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his
>aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live
>with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his
>grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
>
>After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning
>that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the
>judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who
>should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal
>references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted
>temporary custody to the University of Tennessee Volunteers, whom the
>boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Half-Nekkid Faerie

Before anyone decides to comment on my spelling, let it be noted that 'faerie' can also be spelled 'fairy', 'fairie', and 'faery' depending on exactly what you're looking at, author preference or location, and what magic the being in question has.

Anyways... I got the idea to do a pic like this a looong time ago. This is me as a faerie with the dark form of the Eastern Tiger Swallowtail (papilio glaucus), wings taken from here. There are several wonderful examples of these on Elfwood. Do go and browse. If you don't like faeries there are always mermaids popping up! :D They make me jealous!!!